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		<title>How To Be A Master At Web Design</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:26:07 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome, fellow designers and designers-to-be. Now, although you may already be very good at web design and development, I will attempt to give you some information to make you faster and maybe better.</p>
<p>I myself don&#8217;t claim to be an excellent web designer, but I&#8217;ve done my share of designing as a freelancer and I wish I&#8217;d found these tips somewhere when I began my web design career. To that end, I have made this list for anyone who will read it.</p>
<p>Below you will find the list containing these tips, ranked in the order of usefulness &#8211; last being worst, though not all that bad by itself.</p>
<h3>1. Tame the Firebug</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.deepsarcasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/firebug.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-101" style="margin: 3px 6px 0px 0px;" title="The Firebug Logo" src="http://www.deepsarcasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/firebug.jpg" alt="The Firebug" width="90" height="90" /></a>It&#8217;s quite time consuming and pretty wasteful to check on your changes after making a modification or two in your source code &#8211; yet, most of you do it. Do you think you have to? If you do, you&#8217;d be wrong. There is a user-friendly, simple extension for Firefox called <a href="https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1843" target="_blank">Firebug</a> that can make your life much easier.</p>
<p>So, what exactly does Firebug do? It allows you to modify your HTML/CSS dynamically, watching the changes appear on your page as you type. It&#8217;s very intuitive a la Dreamweaver, albeit browser based and somewhat better.</p>
<h3>2. Do Things Differently</h3>
<p>Very often, I&#8217;m tempted to take inspiration to a whole new level and copy the layout of a website div for div. While is neither unethical nor illegal (unless you are copy-pasting or stealing images), it won&#8217;t be doing much for you as a designer, or for your website as a service. Let&#8217;s put it this way: how often will you buy a can of juice from a new brand, that looks almost exactly like the can of a well-known brand? Unless you confuse the two, chances are you&#8217;ll think of the new one as a cheap imitation of the original that lacks quality.</p>
<p>Although it is unlikely that this will happen on the web, though it depends on the popularity of the website that inspired you, chances are your website will not stand out from the crowd and end up being utterly average in terms of design. With web design, creativity and usability never go unrewarded.</p>
<h3>3. Choose The Right Colors</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.deepsarcasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/badchoice.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-103" style="margin: 3px 6px 0px 0px;" title="An Example of Doing it Wrong" src="http://www.deepsarcasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/badchoice.jpg" alt="An Example of Doing it Wrong" width="90" height="90" /></a>Some color combinations don&#8217;t look good on certain operating systems due to differences in the gamma correction, others are just a pain for users to look at. If you want your website to be popular and considered well-designed, the colors you choose for it are crucial. The text should be very readable, and the colors shouldn&#8217;t hurt your eyes if you look at them too long. The example to the top left is an extreme case, which would probably never occur in reality, but some beginners do come quite close.</p>
<p>Thankfully, there are many resources out there to make taking care of this aspect a cinch for us designers, such as <a href="http://www.colorschemer.com/" target="_blank">ColorSchemer</a> and <a href="http://websitetips.com/color/tools/" target="_blank">this collection</a>.</p>
<h3>4. Style Separately</h3>
<p>Although it is fine for small snippets of CSS to appear within an HTML document, larger style sheets that are required on more than one page should be linked to as an external file. This enables the browser to cache it, and therefore save both your bandwidth and your visitors&#8217; time. Similarly, most javascript code should also be linked to this way, using functions to enable usage within the HTML.</p>
<p>Creating and linking to such files is extremely easy, and explained very nicely in these <a href="http://www.developertutorials.com/tutorials/css/creating-linking-external-css-files-050531/page1.html" target="_blank">CSS</a> and <a href="http://www.hypergurl.com/jsfiles.html" target="_blank">JS</a> tutorials.</p>
<h3>5. Simplify For Size</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.deepsarcasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/godzilla.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-102" style="margin: 3px 6px 0px 0px;" title="Size Does Matter" src="http://www.deepsarcasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/godzilla.jpg" alt="Size Does Matter" width="90" height="90" /></a>Yes, this is the age of T1 and T3 lines, but there are still people out there with prehistoric 56kbps connections. Some webmasters actually choose to ignore this entire sector and go for huge pages, but no one ever calls them good webmasters. If you want to make a good design, make it good for all speeds and resolutions. That&#8217;s right, size here refers both to the size of your files and the resolution of your page.</p>
<p>If you want get the most out of your byte, run some <a href="http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/" target="_blank">tests</a> first (Incidentally, Firebug also allows you to see how much time files take to download). If the results are not satisfactory, you can try the tips the analyzer gives you, or try some of these <a href="http://www.seifi.org/css/how_to_boost_your_javascript_and_css_performance.html" target="_blank">performance boosting methods</a>.</p>
<p>As far as the resolution is concerned &#8211; you can either fix your width to something under 640 pixels or 800 pixels (depending on your target audience), or just cut all the bother and go with a fluid width page. The latter is usually preferred by designers due to its compatibility and the fact that it doesn&#8217;t appear to be a wafer thin page on higher resolutions.</p>
<h3>6. Validation Is Valuable</h3>
<p>Gone are the days when we had to check what our website looked like in every single browser. All we have to do nowadays is make sure that our pages validate, then go check them out in IE6, just to make sure. There are millions of websites on the internet that don&#8217;t even come close to validating, but still look fine to most people &#8211; however, web standards and browsers are continually changing and it pays to keep up with the times.</p>
<p>The W3C has two great tools at its disposal for web designers &#8211; <a href="http://validator.w3.org/" target="_blank">The Markup (HTML, XML&#8230;) validator</a> and the <a href="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/" target="_blank">CSS validator</a>. Both are highly recommended and you should try them out on your website ASAP, lest it may be broken for one of your coveted visitors. You can also check out their link checker, but it has more bearing on development than on design.</p>
<p><a href="http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=referer"><img src="http://www.w3.org/Icons/valid-xhtml10-blue" alt="Valid XHTML!" width="88" height="31" /></a>&nbsp;<a href="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/check/referer"><img src="http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/images/vcss-blue" alt="Valid CSS!" width="88" height="31" /></a></p>
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		<title>The Six Reasons Greek Gods are Better</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post two days in the making, mostly because I was procrastinating. However, now that it's here, you can finally find out why it's time to throw out the good book and go Pagan.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Preliminary Disclaimer: The author is an atheist born to Hindu parents and was never a Christian or a Greek, although the jury is still out on the God issue)</p>
<p>Everybody knows about the ancient Greeks &#8211; one of the first advanced civilizations that emerged in Europe. They are famous for their rich mythology peppered with drama and violence (hey, something had to make up for the lack of TV!), wherein heroes and gods perform incredible tasks that make for awfully entertaining stories.</p>
<p>Then there is the Bible &#8211; bland and confusing, written supposedly by God himself. Needless to say, it is about as entertaining as a gothic melodrama written in broken sign language. If it wasn&#8217;t already obvious, I am suggesting that the Greek gods are infinitely better than the God of the bible. To prove this point, without further ado, I give you:</p>
<h2>The Six Reasons Greek Gods are Better</h2>
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<li><strong>They would kill you for your sins<br />
</strong>The Greek gods are neither good nor evil, merely powerful. To this end, power is their defining quality rather than goodness &#8211; and nowhere is this more evident than in the case of Ares killing Halirhothius for violating his daughter.</p>
<p>In comparison, the Judeo-Christian God sent his son to eventually die helplessly for the sins of others.
</li>
<li><strong>They reproduce without human help<br />
</strong>Why did the all-powerful God of the Bible need the Virgin Mary to reproduce? Because you are not allowed to question his divine plans, that&#8217;s why.</p>
<p>On the other hand, Greek gods were far more human and had relationships and offspring among themselves.
</li>
<li><strong>The mergods &#8211; Jesus vs Hercules<br />
</strong>
<p>Heracles/Hercules was half-man, half-god &#8211; just like his Christian counterpart Jesus. However, he had superhuman strength and performed various tasks of Herculean difficulty. As far as Jesus is concerned, all his miracles were merely performed to persuade witnesses into conversion, and furthermore he was not able to prevent his own embarrassing demise.</p>
</li>
<li><strong>They are not &#8220;all-powerful&#8221;, and hence more plausible<br />
</strong>
<p>The problem that arises when a human being sets out to write a book under the pseudonym of an omniscient being is that there are a lot of contradictions and unbelievable facets in the story. The Greeks cleverly avoided this by depicting their gods as almost human, just with larger amounts of power and wisdom. There was no omniscience or omnipotence involved, which probably made it easier to convince followers too.</p>
</li>
<li><strong>They made creatures like the Centaur and the Minotaur<br />
</strong>
<p>Compared to&#8230;well, nothing from the Bible compares. Need I say more?</p>
</li>
<li><strong>They weren&#8217;t half as dumb<br />
</strong>as the guy who wrote the Bible. At the very least, they knew the Earth was a sphere. Well, not necessarily, but they never said it was flat. Atlas, anyone?
</li>
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<p>And those, my friends, are the six reasons Greek gods are better. Besides, they star in their own comic books, which means they are much cooler than some dumb old geezer who&#8217;s planning to send me to a hell I don&#8217;t believe in.</p>
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		<title>The Domain Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RG</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an article about the online craze that is at it's peak today. It is by no means an article I am proud of, and should be considered filler for all intents and purposes.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now, it&#8217;s not an entirely unknown fact that domain names are hot property nowadays. Online entrepreneurs  buy and sell thousands of domain names everyday, making hefty sums of money in the process. Of course, there are some who lose out, mostly due to their inability to pick a quality name combined with the inability to find someone stupid enough to buy whatever nonsense name they have come up with.</p>
<p>Then there are those who sit on domains &#8211; for days, months, even years at a time. From this they expect to gain either an interested party or a price hike in the domain they&#8217;re sitting on for random reasons &#8211; virgle.com is an example of the latter.</p>
<p>Personally, I dislike domain squatters.</p>
<p>No, really, I do. Especially those who do nothing with their domains. They make my blood boil so, because they are occupying names when others could be using them better. It&#8217;s like sitting in a public toilet with the door locked and an year&#8217;s supply of newspapers, without doing your business.</p>
<p>Squatting aside, I also hate companies that come up with weird names and copyright them, then find someone with the domain similar to the new name and sue the person. Even if the domain was ten years old and the company came up last year, chances are that the company will snap it up. This sucks so much that I can&#8217;t even put how much it sucks into words.</p>
<p>Furthermore, companies like Google, the search engine, can essentially shut down an online business in mere days. All they have to do is mark a website as malware/spam. Seriously, how long will you remain a Pepsi customer if everytime you go there through google, you are told that they are trying to install spyware on your computer?</p>
<p>All of this and more sillyness is prevalent to an astounding degree on the interwebs. Fortunately, there&#8217;s a lot of good stuff too, which I won&#8217;t be mentioning here because I am feeling pessimistic.</p>
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